Well yes you can. Please send your donation to the cashtag $disruptyourself and we’ll gladly use your money to buy some new apple products (We hear the Apple Pencil is cool).
If your name is Marissa Mayer please send us an email at [email protected] If not go build an app for disappearing nudes or something.
Unfortunately we're really busy so we didn't have time to think about people who
like croissants. If you still want our game after insulting you please yell at us on
Twitter. We'll get you sorted out.
UPDATE: You people do not like listening and bought a ton of boxes internationally so we've decided to ship boxes overseas if we recieve an accompanying paypal transfer here with your name / email according the following shipping prices and we'll make sure to get you your box. Canada - $15 Europe/Asia/Australia/Africa - $27 Toodles!
Is your name Jack Dorsey? No? Then get the fuck out. ... Just kidding we love ya. Tweet it to us and we'll respond with an insult in kind.
This game is making fun of Silicon Valley not taking part, dipshit.
We took a page from our SV brethren and wrote a trendy medium post about this here. Too cool for medium? Shut up you're a millennial go read it (and don't forget to hit recommend)
Because we're funny assholes.
We believe in secrecy like Apple, so it'll be a surprise. Haha. (Probably not actually that funny for you but this is a one sided relationship so deal with it.)
Then we feel sorry for you ... being a sore loser. Send us an email at [email protected] we'll give you your money back. (Is Uber really paying you that little to haggle over a bad decision?)
We feel you. Buy a Ferrari, sell your overpriced house (you'll thank us later), quit your startup (don't forget to write the Medium post) and then realize a fucking card game that's broken is not that big of a deal. Just send us and angry GIF (or however the fuck you elitists pronounce it) on Twitter.
(facepalm) Tweet at us and tell us you did this exact thing, we'll retweet you and then get you on your way.
Do you like your job? If you do or you're not quite done vesting yet you might want to hold off on that. But if you have "Courage." you can tick the 'this is a gift' option during checkout.
Reach us via carrier pigeon because we're hipsters or Twitter. Both will be extinct soon.
The game is about Silicon Valley so I guess it's only natural we need to scale but by reading this answer you pledge to purchase any and all Disrupt Card expansions.
It means VC's didn't give us money so we need our first wave of orders to come in so we can hire people on H1-B visas to help us ship these boxes to you.